…oh so nice and thoughtful!…. IT’S a TRAP you silly boys, A TRAP! There will be no bacon roses or cigars in the house. Yes marry her and oh you’re gonna need a way bigger tube of lube…you will be lucky if its not a old vat of vaseline so forget warming sensations. Dum Dum Da daaaaa, Dum Dum Da daaaaa…fools.
That’s awesome, unless you have one of those asshole guys that doesn’t appreciate ANY of it. “oh, thanks for the boobs, sex, and bacon flowers, but if you don’t make me a sandwich, then I will leave you for your sister you WHORE!” Ok. I exaggerated, but still. All this stuff is wasted on men who don’t appreciate things. So, I say this guy AND girl are awesome, for appreciating each other. Ok. Hippie statement is over. XD
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im jealous all my girlfriends are bitches… i want a cool girlfriend lol
…oh so nice and thoughtful!…. IT’S a TRAP you silly boys, A TRAP! There will be no bacon roses or cigars in the house. Yes marry her and oh you’re gonna need a way bigger tube of lube…you will be lucky if its not a old vat of vaseline so forget warming sensations. Dum Dum Da daaaaa, Dum Dum Da daaaaa…fools.
I love this girl. That is so fucking perfect.
O_o Yeah all of that was cool, especially the Valentine’s Day card. But that girl’s FB post was retarded. She’s just annoying.
What the hell? She better get something in return for all that, or that’s called a seriously messed up relationship.
That’s awesome, unless you have one of those asshole guys that doesn’t appreciate ANY of it. “oh, thanks for the boobs, sex, and bacon flowers, but if you don’t make me a sandwich, then I will leave you for your sister you WHORE!” Ok. I exaggerated, but still. All this stuff is wasted on men who don’t appreciate things. So, I say this guy AND girl are awesome, for appreciating each other.
Ok. Hippie statement is over. XD